Speculation about Mitch McConnell's health condition

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Calls for investigative journalism into Mitch McConnell's undisclosed health condition.
'Our boy Mitch is back' and will help make America great again.
A taunting one-liner directed at political opponents upon McConnell's return, containing an ethnic slur.
Mitch McConnell is mocked as looking like a zombie, linking to an X post.
Poster calls false claims of Mitch McConnell's death pathetic and embarrassing, linking a Nick Sortor tweet.

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/pol/542626703 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 166 replies Mitch McConnell is mocked as looking like a zombie, linking to an X post.
/pol/542644865 ↗ live · archive mocking breaking 7 replies Poster calls false claims of Mitch McConnell's death pathetic and embarrassing, linking a Nick Sortor tweet.
/pol/542621996 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 5 replies A taunting one-liner directed at political opponents upon McConnell's return, containing an ethnic slur.
/pol/542617168 ↗ live · archive skeptical developing 7 replies Calls for investigative journalism into Mitch McConnell's undisclosed health condition.
/pol/542618968 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 'Our boy Mitch is back' and will help make America great again.