Poll claim that majority of Brits regret Brexit and want to rejoin EU

Key claims

Claims a majority of Brits are sorry about leaving the EU and want to return, framing it as embarrassing for brit/pol/.
A user laments losing a friend after attempting to share /pol/-style views, questioning the value of being 'based'.
Poster claims, citing a BBC video, that the UK will rejoin the EU, taunting British users.
Laughing spam asserting Brexit critics have been destroyed.
Poster mocks pearl-clutching users on /pol/ using a slur, asking what makes them clutch pearls.

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/biz/62744682 ↗ live · archive contemptuous evergreen 8 replies The poster wants EU countries to reject the UK's readmission to the EU out of spite despite disliking the EU itself.
/pol/543566255 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen Poster mocks pearl-clutching users on /pol/ using a slur, asking what makes them clutch pearls.
/pol/543555757 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 32 replies Laughing spam asserting Brexit critics have been destroyed.
/pol/543528404 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 37 replies Claims a majority of Brits are sorry about leaving the EU and want to return, framing it as embarrassing for brit/pol/.
/pol/543537009 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen Poster claims, citing a BBC video, that the UK will rejoin the EU, taunting British users.
/pol/543536488 ↗ live · archive melancholic evergreen 13 replies A user laments losing a friend after attempting to share /pol/-style views, questioning the value of being 'based'.