Satirical 'If I were in charge' post about American militarism

Key claims

The poster satirically claims that under their rule American children would be indoctrinated like North Koreans while Washington would 'liberate' the world at any cost.
American nationalism should embrace Washington ruling the world.
Children should be taught to execute traitors to the US government.

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/pol/544586061 ↗ live · archive hostile evergreen 30 replies Children should be taught to execute traitors to the US government.
/pol/544581054 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen American nationalism should embrace Washington ruling the world.
/pol/544577369 ↗ live · archive sarcastic evergreen The poster satirically claims that under their rule American children would be indoctrinated like North Koreans while Washington would 'liberate' the world at any cost.