Generic bearish market call

/biz/ · 171 mentions · novelty evergreen · first seen 2026-07-09 02:39

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Key claims

Poster hyperbolically claims to have 'faked their own death' trying to catch the market bottom and asks why Trump isn't acting.
Persistent bears are inconsistent for remaining bearish while Bitcoin rose from $60k to $80k.
Crypto exhibits sharp volatile moves around the Monday US stock market open without clearing open interest, and the poster asks what causes them.
An anonymous poster asserts they made $7.2 million USD, presumably from trading.
The poster claims vindication for an earlier prediction that AI would 'solve' gold, gloating at critics.
Poster claims to hold physical US dollars, implying distrust of digital/bank money.

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/biz/62798508 ↗ live · archive boastful evergreen 28 replies An anonymous poster asserts they made $7.2 million USD, presumably from trading.
/biz/62805055 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 42 replies The poster claims vindication for an earlier prediction that AI would 'solve' gold, gloating at critics.
/biz/62808210 ↗ live · archive boastful evergreen 3 replies Poster claims to hold physical US dollars, implying distrust of digital/bank money.
/biz/62798488 ↗ live · archive frustrated evergreen 10 replies Crypto exhibits sharp volatile moves around the Monday US stock market open without clearing open interest, and the poster asks what causes them.
/biz/62797944 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 1 replies Persistent bears are inconsistent for remaining bearish while Bitcoin rose from $60k to $80k.
/biz/62789892 ↗ live · archive exasperated evergreen 2 replies Poster hyperbolically claims to have 'faked their own death' trying to catch the market bottom and asks why Trump isn't acting.
/biz/62771709 ↗ live · archive bearish evergreen 22 replies The poster predicts a depression-style economic collapse beginning next year.
/biz/62770547 ↗ live · archive speculative evergreen 30 replies The poster claims one can indefinitely borrow to buy gold and Bitcoin while rolling debt and maintaining a rising credit score, and asks what the catch is.
/biz/62769863 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 10 replies The poster expresses a desire for another golden bull market to return.
/biz/62770274 ↗ live · archive bullish evergreen 2 replies The poster argues that persistent $40k Bitcoin bears were decisively wrong and that BTC cannot fall while an AI-driven market rally and pro-market conditions persist.
/biz/62765416 ↗ live · archive bearish evergreen 43 replies Ethereum researchers reportedly trusting AI-generated claims about decomposing signatures into private keys signals both an AI top and bearishness for Ethereum.
/biz/62767159 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 10 replies Poster asks when AI will drive up cryptocurrency prices.
/biz/62763905 ↗ live · archive bearish evergreen 9 replies A trader announces a leveraged short on BTC based on weekly RSI and Stochastic RSI breakdowns, with a 2% stop loss, paired with a long gold position.
/biz/62760832 ↗ live · archive bullish evergreen 5 replies The poster asserts that the AI boom will drive massive crypto market growth.
/biz/62754909 ↗ live · archive bearish evergreen 7 replies Crypto faces an unavoidable two-year sideways 'crab' market following the usual bear and bull cycles.
/biz/62757339 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 7 replies Poster asks the board's opinion of Michael Burry as an investment genius.
/biz/62745847 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 45 replies The thread asks what explains AI's rapid institutional adoption compared to crypto's two-decade struggle for legitimacy.
/biz/62754348 ↗ live · archive speculative evergreen User asks which will happen first: Bitcoin reaching $90k or Trump taking action against the Strait of Hormuz.
/biz/62750108 ↗ live · archive bullish evergreen 14 replies The user predicts extreme wealth and 1000x returns from AI and crypto assets.
/biz/62742668 ↗ live · archive hostile evergreen 22 replies Poster vents frustration at the market using an antisemitic slur in the subject line.
/biz/62737984 ↗ live · archive skeptical evergreen 55 replies A user asks whether the AI investment bubble will burst.
/biz/62746436 ↗ live · archive abusive evergreen 7 replies A one-line 'Happy Birthday' post addresses Ethereum holders with an antisemitic slur and no financial content.
/biz/62742706 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 10 replies A user asks how exactly stock market prices are manipulated, dismissing micro-cap crypto coins as irrelevant.
/biz/62727573 ↗ live · archive uncertain evergreen 5 replies A user asks whether it is too late to profit from crypto or whether they should pivot to AI instead.
/biz/62717328 ↗ live · archive menacing evergreen A poster warns traders not to get complacent, implying Trump still has tweets that could move the market and that his 'friends' are getting hungry.
/biz/62717207 ↗ live · archive skeptical evergreen 1 replies A user asks whether smart money is really rotating out of AI and into crypto and how anyone would know.
/biz/62704948 ↗ live · archive curious evergreen 23 replies User questions the popular 'whales control everything' narrative and asks what mechanically drives simultaneous market-wide pumps.
/biz/62699330 ↗ live · archive alarmed evergreen 12 replies Ethereum is currently $78 below a claimed $2,500 peg level.
/biz/62693205 ↗ live · archive alarmed evergreen 23 replies Poster asks how to financially prepare for an anticipated cyber pandemic, suggesting metals or Bitcoin.
/biz/62692427 ↗ live · archive despairing evergreen With crypto and AI no longer viable career paths, desperate men will resort to sex work with elderly widows.
/biz/62690780 ↗ live · archive hostile evergreen 1 replies A poster uses slurs and conspiracy framing to claim crypto rails will ruin the stock market within five years.
/biz/62680329 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 13 replies AI will soon figure out how to create gold in a budget-friendly way.
/biz/62685474 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 6 replies Market activity is slowing down because AI has become extremely powerful.
/biz/62663081 ↗ live · archive skeptical evergreen 5 replies The ubiquity of 'bubble' calls among financially illiterate retail observers suggests the AI bullrun may extend for years before a crash worse than the Great Depression.
/biz/62660465 ↗ live · archive regretful evergreen 29 replies The poster asks whether telling his wife to buy Ethereum was a mistake that has angered her.
/biz/62655721 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 9 replies A poster warns bulls that staying below $80k is in their best interest.
/biz/62656493 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 18 replies Recurring slur-named Ethereum Thursday general thread with no substantive content.
/biz/62655147 ↗ live · archive bored evergreen 5 replies The poster complains that nothing notable ever happens in the stock market.
/biz/62634673 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 125 replies Poster asks when anons realized AI is not a bubble.
/biz/62641424 ↗ live · archive bearish evergreen 14 replies Poster asserts that Bitcoin rising so quickly is itself a bearish indicator.
/biz/62636655 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 16 replies Poster notes a displayed chart is the BTC/GOLD weekly ratio chart.
/biz/62629543 ↗ live · archive bearish evergreen 44 replies Poster declares the recent five-day bull run over.
/biz/62639833 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 6 replies Poster asserts Ethereum is an intelligence test for buyers.
/biz/62640278 ↗ live · archive bearish evergreen 7 replies Poster asks when anons concluded AI is a bubble.
/biz/62635105 ↗ live · archive bearish evergreen 11 replies The poster asserts that current AI hype is a huge bubble that must eventually pop.
/biz/62631207 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 14 replies Poster asserts crypto buyers should have bought AI-related assets instead.
/biz/62628973 ↗ live · archive disillusioned evergreen 5 replies Bitcoin's historical chart patterns were coincidental and were never going to repeat reliably.
/biz/62629333 ↗ live · archive bearish evergreen 3 replies The poster asserts the market will bottom in October.
/biz/62630458 ↗ live · archive bearish evergreen 2 replies The current price recovery is only a temporary dead cat bounce before further decline.
/biz/62630377 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen A coin keeps bleeding value in both its ratio and USD terms through repeated diminishing fakeout pumps.

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