User discusses $18k Vanguard portfolio split between S&P 500 index fund and cash account

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A user shares their portfolio's inception-to-date performance graph to compare returns against the S&P 500 and solicit feedback from others.
S&P 500 will decline to 3200 and traders should short it.
User posts a meme-format line personifying the S&P 500 as an unavoidable obstacle with no further argument.
Poster wants a 20% market crash back to S&P 6200 and jokingly asks why they weren't hired as a board moderator.
The S&P 500 appears to only move upward when adjusted for inflation.
Humorous observation that Standards & Poor's index excludes poor people.

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/biz/62627652 ↗ live · archive joking evergreen 3 replies Humorous observation that Standards & Poor's index excludes poor people.
/biz/62626383 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 14 replies The S&P 500 appears to only move upward when adjusted for inflation.
/biz/62601031 ↗ live · archive bearish evergreen Poster wants a 20% market crash back to S&P 6200 and jokingly asks why they weren't hired as a board moderator.
/biz/62593521 ↗ live · archive ironic evergreen 16 replies User posts a meme-format line personifying the S&P 500 as an unavoidable obstacle with no further argument.
/biz/62586563 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 10 replies User planning 70/30 portfolio split between VFIAX and another investment vehicle after accumulating $20k emergency savings seeks recommendation for the 30% allocation.
/biz/62587137 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 4 replies A user shares their portfolio's inception-to-date performance graph to compare returns against the S&P 500 and solicit feedback from others.
/biz/62589062 ↗ live · archive bearish evergreen 4 replies S&P 500 will decline to 3200 and traders should short it.
/biz/62575827 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 7 replies User holds $5k in S&P 500 index fund and $13k in cash account earning 3.35% monthly return.