Non-financial personal statement

/biz/ · 516 mentions · novelty evergreen · first seen 2026-08-24 12:00

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A poster laments selling out to wage labor for the mere possibility of employment.
The post is an incoherent personal rant about Halloween 'Trunk or Treat' ending with a false 'financial advice' disclaimer.
Poster vaguely hints at a future project while asking what readers' investments are doing.
Poster mentions having bought precious metals ('shiny rocks').
Poster shares a mental-health / suicide-helpline style message urging people to find reasons to live.
Poster argues that spending on prostitutes is a cost-effective 'investment' compared to the expenses of a girlfriend.

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/biz/62804858 ↗ live · archive excited evergreen 2 replies Returning /biz/ poster celebrates the board being back and asks whether to celebrate with meme stocks or crypto gambling.
/biz/62804802 ↗ live · archive regretful evergreen 6 replies The poster claims they would be financially better off if the board disappeared forever.
/biz/62798724 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 57 replies User asserts money would solve all their problems and thus bring happiness.
/biz/62804779 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 3 replies An off-topic copypasta-style message offering a fake sports contract calling the recipient 'the White Jackie Robinson of cricket'.
/biz/62805221 ↗ live · archive melancholic evergreen 1 replies A user reflects that valuing a day of human life at $200 after taxes seems dispiritingly low.
/biz/62805786 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen The post is an incoherent personal rant about Halloween 'Trunk or Treat' ending with a false 'financial advice' disclaimer.
/biz/62798136 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 17 replies User asks what unethical acts they would commit for $250k.
/biz/62806370 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen Poster vaguely hints at a future project while asking what readers' investments are doing.
/biz/62805424 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 16 replies A poster mocks readers' odds of wealth with an insult.
/biz/62805533 ↗ live · archive despairing evergreen 9 replies A poster laments selling out to wage labor for the mere possibility of employment.
/biz/62782750 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 94 replies Poster mocks those who claim money matters, asserting attractive people never say money is important.
/biz/62808115 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 2 replies Poster shares a mental-health / suicide-helpline style message urging people to find reasons to live.
/biz/62808979 ↗ live · archive provocative evergreen 9 replies Poster argues that spending on prostitutes is a cost-effective 'investment' compared to the expenses of a girlfriend.
/biz/62796501 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 117 replies Poster asks how to reply without sounding angry, with no financial content.
/biz/62808049 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 10 replies Poster mentions having bought precious metals ('shiny rocks').
/biz/62804355 ↗ live · archive bitter evergreen 1 replies Poster complains their girlfriend refuses to do OnlyFans despite claiming it is one of the few remaining ways to make money.
/biz/62795563 ↗ live · archive despairing evergreen 21 replies Poster expresses suicidal despair about wage labor and considers quitting to NEET until the next bullrun, planning to sell the top in 2029.
/biz/62797562 ↗ live · archive regretful evergreen 19 replies User recounts becoming a crypto multimillionaire by 27 after starting at 16, claiming the stress damaged their medical career and wellbeing.
/biz/62795539 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 17 replies Poster claims a simple idea is all one needs to start a multi-billion dollar company.
/biz/62797862 ↗ live · archive frustrated evergreen 24 replies The poster complains about low-quality food being everywhere and asks for a solution, with no financial relevance.
/biz/62794861 ↗ live · archive despairing evergreen 49 replies The poster asks when others realized they are probably doomed.
/biz/62805177 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 2 replies User asks a crude personal sexual question framed as a financial decision.
/biz/62797093 ↗ live · archive smug evergreen 16 replies Poster claims inflation does not affect them because they do not consume products.
/biz/62798500 ↗ live · archive hostile evergreen 15 replies A token promoter is criticized for goading marginalized retail holders into holding a shitcoin without pumping the price, framed as karma.
/biz/62800406 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen A self-deprecating one-liner about being too smart to succeed, with no financial content.
/biz/62795291 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 46 replies A recent graduate says teaching pays better than their old job and offers enjoyable work plus a free summer.
/biz/62797453 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 2 replies User recounts an awkward moment of discussing self-driving trucks near truck drivers at work.
/biz/62800859 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 14 replies Anon invites the board to post women they aspire to sleep with once they 'make it'.
/biz/62796792 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 9 replies Poster mocks the anticipation of Monday morning work as 'Sunday dread' ends.
/biz/62781294 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 131 replies Poster asks whether dating a single mom is financially worse than dating a non-single mom and what the yearly percent loss difference would be.
/biz/62797744 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 2 replies Returning user says he nearly became a millionaire via housing and a side business and asks what to do next.
/biz/62797733 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 3 replies User posts a 'what phenotype is this?' image prompt with no financial content.
/biz/62796607 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 7 replies Former NEET describes starting a post office job and plans to live off seasonal earnings.
/biz/62792653 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 59 replies Poster asks anons what their plan is if they actually achieve early retirement.
/biz/62796527 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 3 replies Poster asserts the universe owes them billions of dollars.
/biz/62796380 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 5 replies Poster announces accepting the need to get a job and asks which one to pursue.
/biz/62796376 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 17 replies Poster recounts an argument about wealth, housing costs, and living with parents.
/biz/62796040 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 16 replies Poster asks whether to reveal newfound wealth to a coworker named Stacy.
/biz/62795114 ↗ live · archive resentful evergreen 13 replies The poster asserts that getting a girlfriend costs at least $100,000.
/biz/62796182 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 7 replies Positive interactions at places create more recallable warm memories that increase happiness over time.
/pol/544647206 ↗ live · archive despairing evergreen 5 replies Poster expresses nihilistic despair over being unable to afford an iPhone.
/biz/62792659 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 12 replies Off-topic one-liner asking how to get a job as a ninja.
/biz/62794513 ↗ live · archive mocking evergreen 4 replies Poster taunts wage workers about their financial precarity.
/biz/62794071 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 13 replies Poster asks others how they will spend their time after getting rich.
/biz/62785902 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 68 replies Poster asks whether others have an escape plan from wage employment.
/biz/62794611 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 2 replies Poster muses whether a romantically neutral partner is 'the right woman'.
/biz/62797533 ↗ live · archive neutral evergreen 9 replies User solicits storage advice for hoarding bodily fluids, framed as a substitute for investing while broke.
/biz/62794238 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 6 replies Poster announces plans to go downtown and attempt to talk to a girl, unrelated to finance.
/biz/62783891 ↗ live · archive resentful evergreen 43 replies After covering food, rent, utilities, taxes, and transport, workers keep nothing and are effectively slaves.
/biz/62783908 ↗ live · archive distressed evergreen 23 replies Poster fears being fired for repeatedly oversharing unpopular opinions with coworkers after his friend group dissolved.

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