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The live investigative backlog — stories most worth digging into now, ranked by momentum, novelty & evidence already gathered. Click to open the threads.
| Story | Board | Mentions | Novelty | Evidence | Status |
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| /x/ | 11 | evergreen | 0 notes | open | |
| /x/ | 4 | evergreen | 0 notes | open | |
| /x/ | 4 | evergreen | 0 notes | open | |
| /x/ | 1 | developing | 0 notes | open | |
| /x/ | 2 | evergreen | 0 notes | open | |
| /x/ | 2 | evergreen | 0 notes | open | |
| /x/ | 3 | evergreen | 0 notes | open | |
| /x/ | 3 | evergreen | 0 notes | open | |
| /x/ | 3 | evergreen | 0 notes | open | |
| /x/ | 3 | evergreen | 0 notes | open |
🧭 Topics — what the boards are talking about, general → specific
Each theme's bar = its share of the 45-day window's threads. Expand a theme to see the specific stories under it, their mentions, and how fast they're changing (Δ threads/day). Click a story to open it.
gnostic astrotheological satanism / gnosis 7 threads ▼ -0.3/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anon argues for 'weaponizing' schizo perception | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Simulation copy thought experiment on uniqueness of life | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Earth as farm for emotion-harvesting ancient body-hoppers | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Anon seeks book recommendations for a Gnostic Astrotheological Satanism system | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Anon laments having zero paranormal experiences, self-labels a 'hylic' | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Anon asks how to establish and begin seeking gnosis | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Slur-laden rant claiming Gaia/Lucifer entities and inner earth are weak and artificial | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Christian anon declares victory over gnostics in biblical evil-origin debate | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
god / jesus 5 threads ▼ -0.2/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anon asks how to 'harden heart against God' | 3 | -0.1 | evergreen | |
| Christianity characterized as repackaged Neoplatonism | 2 | -0.1 | evergreen | |
| Anon expresses desire to abandon society for monastic religious life | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Paradise Lost declared canon with Satan as hero | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Unspecified figure asked about as false prophet or antichrist | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
indigo children / stream singularity bible 4 threads ▼ -0.2/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Empty 'Explain' thread | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Cryptic 'May 1, 2000' date puzzle posted to /x/ | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Indigo Children arrival vaguepost | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Anon posts low-content 'I'm ok guys' thread | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Bare link drop to stream.singularity.bible | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
usa / ufos 4 threads ▼ -0.2/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alien abductions explained as repressed circumcision trauma | 2 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Anon says they no longer believe in aliens/UFOs, asks why others still do | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Photo claimed to show real human-alien hybrid girl | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Anon asks why /x/ went quiet on Trump disclosing aliens | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Anon desires a Lyran alien wife and hybrid children | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| UFO reportedly startled by explosion | 1 | 0 | developing | |
| Thread posting coordinates 39°42'N 44°16'E labeled 'alien' | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| YouTube-linked thread on origins of the Greys | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Anon speculates on gravity-wave detectors and psychotronics for UFO tracking | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Anon posts coordinates claiming UFO location | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
israel / ng nobody 4 threads ▼ -0.2/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| /ng/ Nobody General thread claims divine-light origin | 11 | -0.1 | evergreen | |
| Anon declares Jesus returned and Metatron will smite the wicked | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Anon expresses overwhelming devotion to the Virgin Mary | 1 | 0 | evergreen |
Bare claim 'This happened to Miss Universe' with no context 3 threads ▼ -0.1/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bare claim 'This happened to Miss Universe' with no context | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
eschatology predictions 3 threads ▼ -0.1/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Convergence of esoteric sources predicting major events in 2027 | 1 | -0.0 | developing | |
| Description of conditions during the Millennial Reign of Jesus Christ | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
allah / islam 3 threads ▼ -0.1/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anon claims burning a prayer accidentally conjured a demon | 2 | -0.1 | evergreen | |
| Anon offers 'secret Evolian knowledge' to those who ask | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Claim that reincarnating as a jellyfish lets you 'cheat' Samsara | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
amd / age related macular degeneration 3 threads ▼ -0.1/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anon seeks ways to reverse AMD and restore pilot-grade vision | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Anon requests entity or spell for rapid youth and beauty rejuvenation | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Anon seeks blood ritual cleansing after drinking ex's menstrual blood | 1 | -0.0 | developing | |
| Affirmation-based healing attempt for macular scarring | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
metaphysics q&a 3 threads ▼ -0.1/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Thread asking what the fifth dimension is like | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Anon claims true selves disconnected from a nonexistent reality | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Anon critiques the circular framing of the spiritual quest | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Anon speculates biology lacks sense organs for adjacent layers of reality | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
ouija / occult practice 2 threads ▼ -0.1/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anon planning solo Ouija board session asks for protection advice | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Anon seeks advice on establishing an outdoor spirit shrine on owned land | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
haunted images thread 2 threads ▼ -0.1/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anons request 'demonic shit' haunted pictures | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Latin riddle thread with coordinates near Great Smoky Mountains | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
mark of the beast / digital currency 2 threads ▼ -0.1/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Claim that world digitalization is implementing the Mark of the Beast | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Claim that blockchain is a testbed for consciousness upload | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
sleep paralysis / islam 2 threads ▼ -0.1/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sleep paralysis framed as spiritual warfare tied to personal purity | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Childhood sleep paralysis with bodiless owl apparition outside third-floor window | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Anon believes teenage blood ritual summoned a haunting causing years of sleep paralysis | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
big bang / heat death 2 threads ▼ -0.1/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Afterlife Fascination Thread revival for curiosity-driven afterlife discussion | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Speculation whether the universe cycles from heat death to a new Big Bang | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Anon asks why he is himself rather than another being | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
uap / agi 2 threads ▼ -0.1/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Thread asks why no one is fighting back against AI | 2 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Speculation on whether elites will allow public AGI | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Anon asks paranormal implications of AI rating genital photos on Ratecock.com | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
tamamo / black goo 2 threads ▼ -0.1/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Predictive Programming thread cataloguing unfulfilled predictions | 2 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Speculation that a manga author has hidden insider knowledge | 1 | 0 | evergreen | |
| Game cited as 'soft disclosure' of AI and black goo; call for occult media sightings | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen | |
| Claim Hollywood hides clues of atrocities in plain sight | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
targeted individual lore 1 threads ▼ -0.0/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gaslighting companion thread to /x/ gangstalking general | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
channeling / bashar 1 threads ▼ -0.0/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anon asks what question readers would put to channeled entity Bashar | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
demonology q&a 1 threads ▼ -0.0/day
| Story | Mentions | Δ/day | Novelty | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anon asks whether gooning is demonic | 1 | -0.0 | evergreen |
📈 Significant changes — what's moving right now
Stories whose mention rate changed most vs their own prior baseline. The rule: one new thread is noise — about 5+ new threads/day on a topic is a real shift (marked ●). Ranked by absolute Δ threads/day.
Entities spiking across multiple boards
The same named thing discussed on more than one board — usually the biggest stories. Click a chip to explore it.
Trump 2 boards · 14228×
Russia 3 boards · 9601×
Iran 2 boards · 8225×
China 3 boards · 6443×
India 2 boards · 4615×
USA 2 boards · 3970×
AI 3 boards · 3268×
YouTube 3 boards · 2224×
France 3 boards · 1885×
UK 2 boards · 1716×
Bitcoin 2 boards · 1602×
4chan 3 boards · 1444×
US 2 boards · 1431×
White House 2 boards · 1093×
Britain 2 boards · 956×
Strait of Hormuz 2 boards · 914×
Reddit 2 boards · 772×
BBC 2 boards · 748×
Linux 2 boards · 666×
Google 2 boards · 606×
📅 Activity · thread volume (last 10 weeks)
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