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📡 Uptime · last 7d
98.8%
2.0h down · 1 gap (>2.0h)
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The scraper ingests 4chan catalogues hourly; the analyser turns raw threads into themes/stories via LLM. A gap >2.0h with no ingests counts as downtime. Full data-health →

/biz/
8076 stories
2958 themes · 16055/16058 analysed
last: 1 h ago
/g/
11819 stories
3365 themes · 19435/19435 analysed
last: 1 h ago
/pol/
111191 stories
30129 themes · 209684/209703 analysed
last: 1 h ago
/x/
231 stories
53 themes · 279/279 analysed
last: 2026-09-08 10:29

⚡ Latest article triggers · /g/

Stories that suddenly spiked in volume — ranked by article-worthiness (filtered to /g/). See all →

📰 Articles created so far · /g/

Briefings the engine has written from spikes. See all →

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🔬 Research areas · /g/

The live investigative backlog — stories most worth digging into now, ranked by momentum, novelty & evidence already gathered. Click to open the threads.

🧭 Topics — what the boards are talking about, general → specific

Each theme's bar = its share of the 30-day window's threads. Expand a theme to see the specific stories under it, their mentions, and how fast they're changing (Δ threads/day). Click a story to open it.

firefox / brave 8.7% 411 threads ▼ -6.3/day
github / development 5.4% 253 threads ▼ -14.2/day
linux / windows 4.8% 226 threads ▲ +2.8/day
apple / android 4.4% 209 threads ▲ +2.3/day
deepseek / claude 3.1% 148 threads ▼ -6.7/day
agi / openai 3.1% 145 threads ▲ +1.1/day
bill gates / future shock 1.4% 68 threads ▼ -4.5/day
rust / linux 1.4% 68 threads ▲ +1.3/day
linux / gnome 1.2% 58 threads ▲ +2.1/day
google / jpeg xl 1.1% 53 threads ▼ -3.1/day
india / data centers 1.1% 52 threads ▼ -2.8/day
linux / unix 1.1% 52 threads ▼ -3.5/day
ssd / ram 1.1% 51 threads ▼ -0.9/day
smartphones / internet 0.9% 43 threads ▲ +2.9/day
kde / linux 0.9% 43 threads ▲ +1.8/day
amd / nvidia 0.9% 42 threads ▼ -1.2/day
nvidia / amd 0.8% 38 threads ▼ -0.7/day
underemployed tech workers / utwg 0.8% 37 threads ▼ -2.5/day
reddit / twitter 0.8% 36 threads ▲ +1.2/day
swarmui / comfyui 0.7% 35 threads ▲ +0.9/day

📈 Significant changes — what's moving right now

Stories whose mention rate changed most vs their own prior baseline. The rule: one new thread is noise — about 5+ new threads/day on a topic is a real shift (marked ●). Ranked by absolute Δ threads/day.

StoryBoardNow/dayΔ/dayEntities
Claim of repeated Zoomer-orchestrated swatting attempts /pol/ 0.5 ▼ -2.3 policezoomersfoia4chan
AI-discovered PHP exploit causes internet-wide outage including 4chan /pol/ 1.9 ▲ +1.9 php4chanchatgptopenai
Claim that Adobe is finished as open-source AI clones replace proprietary software /g/ 2.1 ▲ +1.6 adobewindowsandroidfsf
User expressing distress or existential ennui /g/ 3.9 ▼ -1.3 chatkids actzeai
General /g/ humor thread /g/ 4.5 ▼ -1.1 tiktokmacwindowsjavascript
Local image/video/music generation tools roundup /g/ 4.1 ▲ +1.1 comfyuisdwebuiswarmuistable diffusion
Debate over AI code generation capabilities and limitations /g/ 4.3 ▼ -1.1 programmingaiagenticsoftware engineers
Linus Torvalds uses Claude Code, baiting anti-AI Linux community /g/ 1.1 ▲ +1.1 linuxclaude codekdelinus torvalds
Anon trolls that AI/AGI progress makes smart people seethe /g/ 1.1 ▲ +1.1 agirsisiluddites
Conspiracy theory regarding Flock surveillance cameras and elites /pol/ 2.9 ▼ -1.0 policeflockaikane
Claim that the US achieved AGI before China /g/ 0.0 ▼ -1.0 chinaagiusastra
Rising costs of RAM and storage capacity in consumer devices /g/ 1.1 ▼ -0.9 ramssd128gbsd cards
Conspiracy theory about AI CEOs' ulterior motives for jointly slowing AI development /g/ 0.1 ▼ -0.8 ceoaiopenaifrontier labs
Anon asks for tips before switching to Gentoo Linux /g/ 0.8 ▲ +0.8 gentoomacbook prolinuxphp
4chan email verification and captcha loop fails with expired link /g/ 0.1 ▼ -0.7 4chancaptchagoogle searchipv6
AI Chatbot General sticky thread with GPT-6.1 Sol and Claude 5.5 releases /g/ 0.7 ▲ +0.7 anthropicgpt 6 1 solopenaideepseek
Local Models General sticky thread continuation /g/ 2.6 ▲ +0.7 huggingfacedeepseek v4 flash 0731k exaone 2 0 750b a37bdeepseek
Claude Opus 5.5 release reactions /g/ 0.0 ▼ -0.7 claudeanthropicopus 5 5claude opus 5 5
Quake mod project pauses development citing alleged police and 'Zoomer' harassment /g/ 0.0 ▼ -0.7 sourceforgezoomersquakecgithub
Smartphone General sticky thread continuation /g/ 0.8 ▲ +0.6 gsmarenanotebookcheckkimovilphonedb
Debate over whether desktop Linux failure proves the FOSS model doesn't work /g/ 0.6 ▲ +0.6 fosslinuxx11systemd
User skepticism over AI capabilities claims and AGI threshold definition /g/ 2.3 ▼ -0.5 software developersagigrokjacobian conjecture
Backlash against Omarchy Linux after $30 million funding round /g/ 0.2 ▼ -0.5 debianarch linuxomarchyreddit
Anon claims Claude's crab mascot derives from lobsters in Accelerando /g/ 0.5 ▲ +0.5 accelerandocharles strossanthropicclaude
Anon asks about replicating PHP upload-progress RCE exploit in the wild /g/ 0.5 ▲ +0.5 upload progress rcephpvesktopcve

Entities spiking across multiple boards

The same named thing discussed on more than one board — usually the biggest stories. Click a chip to explore it.

📅 Activity · thread volume (last 10 weeks)

Each cell = one day. Darker = more threads scraped. Hover for counts.

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