chanalyse 🕐 snapshot 2026-08-25 05:14 UTC · refreshes ~3h

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📡 Uptime · last 7d
100.0%
0.0h down · 0 gaps (>2.0h)
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The scraper ingests 4chan catalogues hourly; the analyser turns raw threads into themes/stories via LLM. A gap >2.0h with no ingests counts as downtime. Full data-health →

/biz/
5739 stories
2381 themes · 8731/8734 analysed
last: 2 min ago
/g/
7112 stories
2522 themes · 9728/9732 analysed
last: 2 min ago
/pol/
68188 stories
23074 themes · 107145/107149 analysed
last: 2 min ago

⚡ Latest article triggers · /biz/

Stories that suddenly spiked in volume — ranked by article-worthiness (filtered to /biz/). See all →

📰 Articles created so far · /biz/

Briefings the engine has written from spikes. See all →

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🔬 Research areas · /biz/

The live investigative backlog — stories most worth digging into now, ranked by momentum, novelty & evidence already gathered. Click to open the threads.

🧭 Topics — what the boards are talking about, general → specific

Each theme's bar = its share of the 7-day window's threads. Expand a theme to see the specific stories under it, their mentions, and how fast they're changing (Δ threads/day). Click a story to open it.

zec / ada 9.0% 28 threads ▲ +8.0/day
bitcoin / btc 5.1% 16 threads ▲ +4.6/day
single-phrase post with no financial context 4.8% 15 threads ▲ +4.3/day
off-topic personal assertion 4.2% 13 threads ▲ +3.7/day
social dynamics & communication 3.5% 11 threads ▲ +3.1/day
us house / polymarket 3.5% 11 threads ▲ +3.1/day
stock market / bitcoin 3.5% 11 threads ▲ +3.1/day
link / chainlink 3.5% 11 threads ▲ +3.1/day
moderna / mrna 3.2% 10 threads ▲ +2.9/day
wnba / bitcoin 2.9% 9 threads ▲ +2.6/day
polkadot / hyperliquid 2.9% 9 threads ▲ +2.6/day
credit score / ebay 2.9% 9 threads ▲ +2.6/day
bitcoin / october 2.6% 8 threads ▲ +2.3/day
exclamatory noise post 2.2% 7 threads ▲ +2.0/day

No granular stories under this theme yet.

fire alarm technician / milei 2.2% 7 threads ▲ +2.0/day
dave ramsey / cypher 1.9% 6 threads ▲ +1.7/day
neet / gen z 1.9% 6 threads ▲ +1.7/day
xrp / xrpl 1.9% 6 threads ▲ +1.7/day
bitcoin / coinmarketcap 1.6% 5 threads ▲ +1.4/day
lottery / solar 1.6% 5 threads ▲ +1.4/day

📈 Significant changes — what's moving right now

Stories whose mention rate changed most vs their own prior baseline. The rule: one new thread is noise — about 5+ new threads/day on a topic is a real shift (marked ). Ranked by absolute Δ threads/day.

StoryBoardNow/dayΔ/dayEntities
Bitcoin price returns to $65,000 /biz/ 5.7 ▲ +5.7 nothingspot etfclarity actstrategic btc
Exclamatory post with no substantive content /biz/ 2.9 ▲ +2.9
Generic bearish market call /biz/ 2.6 ▲ +2.6 cryptobetting marketstrumpcryptocurrency
Chainlink (LINK) investment thesis questioned /biz/ 2.3 ▲ +2.3 linkchainlinkxrpswift
Long-term holder commits to daily snailposting until Bitcoin reaches $1 million /biz/ 2.0 ▲ +2.0 1mbtcbitcoin1 000 000
/smg/ general discussion thread with market resources /biz/ 1.7 ▲ +1.7 finviztradingviewbloombergcnbc
Chainlink (LINK) long-term holder mocked for 8-year underperformance versus alternative assets /biz/ 1.7 ▲ +1.7 s p 500silverlinkchainlink
Questioning decline of Ukrainian-Polish relations /pol/ 1.7 ▲ +1.7 ukrainepolandputinrussia
Candace Owens vs Charlie Kirk debate reaction /pol/ 1.4 ▲ +1.4 charlie kirkerika kirkcandace owensandrew wilson
Bitcoin SV community expresses hope for price dominance over Bitcoin /biz/ 1.1 ▲ +1.1 bitcoinbitcoin svbtcbitcoin core
WNBA green dildo meme correlated with Bitcoin price movement /biz/ 1.1 ▲ +1.1 wnbabitcoinindiana fever
Trader waiting for $55,000 Bitcoin entry point /biz/ 1.1 ▲ +1.1 55 000bitcoin
Market pullback presented as buying opportunity /biz/ 0.9 ▲ +0.9 bizcryptocurrencydcalump sum
Bitcoin volatility amid geopolitical tensions and political sentiment /biz/ 0.9 ▲ +0.9 trumpbitcoinnetanyahuwhite house
XRP Ripple general discussion and trading information /biz/ 0.9 ▲ +0.9 xrplxrpbinancekraken
Critique of cryptocurrency and stock speculation versus alternative wealth methods /biz/ 0.9 ▲ +0.9 cryptostocksbonds
Bitcoin price surge contradicts prior bearish forecast /biz/ 0.9 ▲ +0.9 october40kbitcoin
Silver supply deficit projected by 2050, bullion dealer resource thread /biz/ 0.6 ▲ +0.6 chardsliberty coinluciteriasilbury coins
Abusive personal content with no financial relevance /biz/ 0.6 ▲ +0.6 discordchainlinklinksea region
User discusses $18k Vanguard portfolio split between S&P 500 index fund and cash account /biz/ 0.6 ▲ +0.6 vfiaxs p 500vanguardvanguard cash plus
US and EU government crypto governance board regulatory consolidation feared as selective rugging mechanism /biz/ 0.6 ▲ +0.6 chinaeunorth koreaus
User reports $300k rug-pull loss including Polkadot, expresses suicidal ideation /biz/ 0.6 ▲ +0.6 dotpolkadotjamkbsubsquare
Chainlink valuation argued as unjustified relative to Cardano /biz/ 0.6 ▲ +0.6 cardanoadalinkchainlink
Monero (XMR) breaks containment /biz/ 0.6 ▲ +0.6 xmrmonerobizbinance
U.S. Treasury yields and military coercion debate /biz/ 0.6 ▲ +0.6 us treasuryus30y

Entities spiking across multiple boards

The same named thing discussed on more than one board — usually the biggest stories. Click a chip to explore it.

📅 Activity · thread volume (last 10 weeks)

Each cell = one day. Darker = more threads scraped. Hover for counts.

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